Frequently Asked Real Estate Questions: What if I'm not happy?
What if I’m not happy?
Before I can answer this question, I have to ask you a few questions.
Are you the kind of person that wakes up in the morning just to say “Great … I wonder crap I’m going to deal with today?”
Are you the kind of person that has trouble celebrating when you horse only wins by a nose and not by a mile?
Are you the kind of person that would tell the head chef at a five start restaurant that he/she is doing it all wrong?
Are you the kind of person that will argue with a brick wall until you’re blue in the face, if only it would argue back at you?
If so, you are not going to be happy with us… period. No matter what I do to market your home, how fast it sells, or how much money we get. You will never be happy. And for you guys or gals… please find another Puyallup Realtor. We all know that there are plenty of them!
On the other hand...
If you are reasonable – someone who doesn’t have unrealistic expectations about what the purpose of a real estate agent is, and how they should be doing their job – then I think we have a match!
So, here’s the deal...
If you are not completely satisfied my services, you not only have my permission but also my blessing to pull a Donald Trump on me. All you have to do is call my cell phone and say “Your Fired” and I’ll be out that day to pick up the sign.
Picking a good real estate agent is like buying a new pair of shoes. You never know how they’re going to fit until you try them on for size. I would say that my team and I are like a pair of dress shoes. We kind of bold and sometimes not the most comfortable.
But were pretty good really good at selling houses and we only want to work with the people that want to do business with us.
With that being said, I proudly announce my Easy Exit Listing Agreement. No long term contracts anymore! If you're not happy, FIRE ME, it’s that easy!